A blonde and a lawyer were seating next to each other on a flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely says no and turns to the window for a nap.
The lawyer insists and explains that the game is easy and very fun. He explains, “I’m going to ask you a question, and if you do not know the answer, you’ll pay me $5, and vice versa.”
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you do not know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I do not know the answer, I pay you $500.”
This catches the attention of the blonde and, imagining that there will be no end to this torment unless she makes part of his game, she agrees to play.
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The lawyer asks the first question, “How far is the Earth from the Moon?”
The blonde did not say a word, opened her purse, took out a $5 bill and handed it to him. “Okay,” said the lawyer, “it’s your turn to ask.”
She asks the lawyer: “What goes up a mountain with three legs and comes down with four legs?”
The lawyer, perplexed, picks up his laptop and searches all his references — no answer. He searches the net and the library of Congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends emails to all his friends and co-workers but, also, no answer. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and reluctantly hands her $500.
“Thank you,” the blonde says, and goes back to sleep some more.
The lawyer, annoyed, wakes her up and asks, “Well, what is the answer?”
Without a word, she takes her purse, hands him $5, and goes back to sleep.
And you thought blondes were dumb! Well done! Hahaha!
Source: Fabiosa
