A man and a woman were deeply asleep, their expressions as serene as two innocent infants.
Unexpectedly, at 3 o’clock in the morning, a resounding noise erupted from outside. Startled by the sudden clamor, the woman leapt from the bed in confusion and exclaimed, “Holy Crap! That has to be my husband!”
In a panic, the man sprang from the bed; frightened and completely devoid of clothes, he hurled himself out the window. He landed heavily on the ground below, scrambled through a prickly thorn bush, and dashed to his car as swiftly as his legs could carry him.
Minutes later, he returned, storming back up to the bedroom, and shouted at the woman, “I AM your husband!”
The woman retorted sharply, “Yeah, then why were you running?”
