A 70-year-old widow, seeking companionship, chose to pursue marriage again. She openly expressed her desire by placing a straightforward advertisement in the local newspaper:
“Husband wanted. Must not beat me, must not walk all over me, must still be good in bed”
She got many applicants but after a few weeks she didn’t find anybody suitable. She was about to give up, when she heard her doorbell ring. She opens the door to find a man with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair.
“Can I help you?” She asks.
The man smiles and says: “Its me, your new husband!”
“You must be joking…”, the woman laughs.
“Well think about it,” he says. “I have no arms so i cannot beat you. I have no legs so i cant walk all over you.”
The woman’s eyes narrow and she asks: “Are you still good in bed?”
The man leans back in his chair and smiles. “I rang the doorbell didn’t I?”
